I’m Your Cat Who Watches You Bone, And I Have Notes
I have seen you copulate 37 times in the past calendar year, yet you have given birth to zero kittens.
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3 min readAug 3, 2021
Dear Mother,
It’s me, your favorite son: The Cat.
As you know, your bedroom door does not latch properly, and thus, of late, I have been supervising your…